The WW Corp. and its new luxury travel subsidiary, I Only Have Female Readers On My Blog Anyway Ltd. (http://www.ionlyhavefemalereadersonmybloganyway.com/), are shamefully latching on to the newdest trend in the airline industry.
This is only to appease our female customers and it is a limited time offer providing untold hours of sunshine, dark brown tans and opportunities to display yourselves wearing your thongs in a semi-private, non-judgmental way. Kind of.
For only $1,999.99* both ways, the WW Corp. is now offering transcontinental flights to and from the destination of your choice, with free inflight hospitality, service extraordinaire and personal attention from your host and servant (I mean steward), WW himself.
In association with an East German travel agency, enjoy the lap of luxury (or sit on WW's lap) as you visit the Arc de Triomphe, with WW as your friendly, gap-toothed, smiling guide.
Trapse by the Holy See in Italy...oh no, forget that, bad idea. You might see the pope.
Check out St. Peter's Basilica in Russia or Saddam Hussein's trap-door hiding place in Iraq, where he wasn't hiding any WMD's but where he was caught eating rats and, as a result, later executed.
Perhaps you'd like to spend an exciting fortnight in the Pakistan hills with swingin' tall man and world terrorist Obama Bin Laden, far beyond the reaches of the U.S. military, who don't have a clue where he's hiding out.
Travel to George W. Bush's first oilwell in Texas and see the childhood doll of Dick Cheney that he placed there.
Camp out at the America/Mexico border and, with the assistance of specially-equipped night goggles, watch hundreds of Mexicans entering illegally into the U.S.
See the Great Barrier Reef in Australia, where you can snorkel with great whites. Body-surf off the coast of South Africa. Freeze in Canada's midwest during a typical -40C day. Cross Penny Lane in London, just like the Beatles did.
Credit cards accepted, tips encouraged, refunds unavailable. Details, itineraries, conditions and PR campaign are set out below. No males allowed. This is a females only adventure with your amiable, available escort, Within Without.**
Nude airline to take-off in Germany
Jan 30, 2008
Now a German travel agency has unveiled what is believed to be the world's first nude airline.
It is fairly well known that a lot of Germans like getting their kit off. Now there is an airline for them.
An Eastern German travel agency is taking bookings for the country's first nudist air service.
Passengers can strip off on board but will have to get dressed again before getting off the plane.
The flight is to be part of a summer day trip which flies from the Eastern German city of Erfurt to a popular Baltic Sea resort.
**THIS IS JUST A JOKE!!!