Oh, first I have to show you who I am.
Then I have to have a rest.
Sometimes I shits, sometimes I thinks and shits.
There are some realities...
like our prime minister, for example -- Steven Harper.
Then there's Elvis, who didn't so much celebrate his 80th birthday last week, but the media did.
And Tiger Woods & his wife...
Then there was the Haiti Earthquake. Our condolences, of course.
Finally, our Parliament was prorogued. For those non-Canadians, this means our Progressive Conservative government has nothing better to do.
SO this is where the earthquake struck.