WW's WAR ON WHITEHEADS

"NO PROBLEM," SHE SAID.

"YOU CAN DO IT YOURSELF."

I have somewhat oily skin and, apparently, inadequate face-cleaning habits. I get whiteheads. I don't want whiteheads. A former girlfriend said I just needed all the right tools.

To take care of the job myself.

HERE ARE THE TOOLS.

HERE IS MY SELF. SOB...