I've been Googled!

Well, who hasn't.

But thanks to my free Site Meter (bottom of my sidebar on the right), I can see who has entered Google search words that brought them to my blog.

I can see what their search words were and, usually, where those people live. I can also see the post I did that prompted Google to send those users to my blog in the first place.

I can see a lot of things, actually.

Obviously, I have a lot of time on my hands this week. For fun, I thought I'd list the most recent series of Google searches that landed people at my blog from all over the planet.

I MUST get a life.

I'll list the search words first, followed by the location of the person who found me (when available) from the last 100 hits to my site.

The search words tell a lot about the users...and probably a little about me too!

NOTE: I've updated the list with the most recent searches just in the past 24 hours or so up to noon Central Time Wednesday. I've left them unnumbered but they're in this colour...

--Fashion male shorts (Vermont, U.S.)

--Socks with shorts man fashion (Australia)

--Socks sex (Istanbul, Turkey)

--Kim Wilde wardrobe malfunction (London, UK)

--Childporn search words (Barsbttel, Germany)

--Show photos of fatal road kills (UK)

--Pet lovers blogspot dog fighting (Aurora, Colorado, U.S.)

--Uranium pu-36 explosive space modulator description (Bonnie, Illinois, U.S.)

--YouTube beautiful girls long hair (Jakarta, Indonesia)

--The underbelly of a spaceship (Hyattsville, Maryland, U.S.)

--Socks stockings sex (Hull, UK)

--African American female astronomists (Pennsylvania, U.S.)

--Love paragraph analogy (unknown)

--sock stockings sex (UK)

--Bush Stupidity (Brooklyn, New York)

--Air Indian Plane dissaters (somewhere in the U.S.)

--Male anklet (Washington, D.C.)

--Herb Alpert Tijuana Brass Whipped Cream Blog (Washington, D.C.)

--Pluto of Universe update (Louisville, Kentucky, U.S.)

--Male underwear (Ohio, U.S.)

--Blink 182 trivia "they haven't" (Buenos Aires, Argentina)

--Orion Blog (San Antonio, Texas)

--Spaceships that have been to Pluto (Melbourne, Australia)

--White socks blog (Frankfurt, Germany)

--Bomb ba bing ba bomb lyrics (somewhere in the U.S.)

--1 ot sock sizze (Omaha, Nebraska; I'm serious)

--Miss Piggy wardrobe malfunction (Ohio, U.S.)

--Sock sex (UK; Ziggi, this is you, I bet)

--Knee-high socks sex (El Paso, Texas)

--Height of Orion spaceship (NASA, San Jose, California)

--Knee-high socks sex (UK; Ziggi: again?)

--Men more prone to depression after divorce (Ontario, Canada)

1. Stocking Collection (Finland)
2. Why is it called the Enchanted Highway? (California)
3. How many socks do professional football players wear? (UK)
4. Kim Mitchell Girlfriend (U.S. Midwest)
5. Sex in High Socks (Poland)

6. Spaceship Sex & Invocation (UK)
7. Indian females with long beautiful hair (India)
8. Male work fashion tips (U.S.)
9. Hair stylist needed Arctic military (U.S. Midwest)
10. Why is Pluto no longer recognized as a genuine planet? (Australia)

11. Gay sock sex (unknown)
12. Zenbev was useless (Ireland)
13. Orion spaceship (Ireland)
14. Movie Shiny Shorts (Netherlands)
15. Carberry Desert (Winnipeg, Canada)

16. Confusion Corner (U.S.)
17. Snakes in Manitoba (Winnipeg, Canada)
18. Sexual socks (Toronto, Canada)
19. Air Guitar (North Korea)
20. Gay socks (France)

21. Male fashion Paris (Denmark)
22. Peg og Pater (Denmark)
23. Big Avatar (Italy)
24. Fishing without a rod yo-yo (Tampa, Florida)
25. Hair Long Beautiful Hair lyrics (Minnesota, U.S.)

26. Cathartic Experience (unknown)
27. Socks gay (Nova Scotia, Canada)
28. Should men wear anklets? (Virginia, U.S.)
29. How do bird rosellas breath? (Unknown)
30. Miniscus running to fast (California, U.S.)

31. Breaking up when kids are involved (Georgia, U.S.)
32. Hair Long Beautiful Hair song (Louisiana, U.S.)
33. Sworn and Sandals 2 (Finland)
34. Where's Wally Mugs (Spain)
35. Bermuda shorts, socks, sandals (Nova Scotia, Canada)

36. Zenbev (U.S.)
37. Avatar big (Finland)
38. Fashion spaceship (Viet Nam)
39. My son is 22 and seems lost (Australia)
40. Manitoba snakes (Ontario, Canada)

41. Hair vinegar before after pictures (California, U.S.)
42. Spaceship Orion blog (Nashville, Tennessee, U.S.)
43. When flirting becomes teasing (Illinois, U.S.)
44. Snakes in Manitoba (Winnipeg, Canada)
45. Your poofy beautiful hair (U.S.)

46. Knee High socks sex (UK)