BY WORLDWIDE POPULAR VOTE,
HERE THEY ARE...
THE PLANET'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE, ALIVE OR DEAD, WHO WILL BE SUMMONED TO SAVE THE GALAXY'S MOST SCREWED UP CELESTIAL BODY
The top 15 are (as voted upon by people in England, Australia, the United States, Canada, at least, near as I can remember; note there's a huge tie at the end with two votes each):
1. The Monty Python crew (John Cleese 3 votes, Michael Palin 2, the whole gang itself, 4)
2. Jerry Seinfeld (3)
3. Peter Sellers (3)
4. Mike Meyers (3)
5. Woody Allen (3)
6. Mel Brooks (Fronty's Blazing Saddles included) (2)
7. Bill Maher (2)
8. Martin Short (2)
9. Stephen Colbert (2)
10. Bill Stewart (2)
11. George Carlin (2)
12. Stephen Fry (2)
13. Spike Milligan (2)
14. Stephen Wright (2)
15. The Two Ronnies (Ronnie Barker) (2)
Please enjoy these samples below of the kinds of minds that will be inaugurated on Jan. 1, 2007, to begin dealing with political and religious leaders to usher in the dawn of a new global era of co-operation.
And thank you for exercising your democratic right to save the world.