For those unfortunates who are just stumbling across this blog and have no idea what's going on, you don't want to know.
But if you insist, we are searching for my new avatar following complaints from the peanut gallery that this picture makes me appear as a penal colony con somewhere off the Aussie coast.
I'm not sure, when I dreamed up this scheme, that I imagined how truly labour-intensive it would become. Nonetheless, I am pressing forward.
Below, randomly thrown together, are a series of pictures of celebrities and other beings.
Some of them are inspired by my own heroes and favourite doofuses, others recommended or sent to me for consideration by sensitive bloggers such as Homo Escapeons, MJ and Gautami.
As I have said before, while there will be no formal voting procedure, your opinions are welcomed. Each day, I'll file another collection of pictures, some emailed to me by others.