The Family (Or most of them)

The Family (Or most of them)
The Family

August 3, 2010

Wimmin--Gotta Love 'Em


I was going to post some funny guy stuff about wimmin -- emailed to me by my younger brother Gerry, who I entertained as a young boy with the finer points of farting and other uniquely male experiences -- but other issues got in the way.


So then I was going to opine on the finer points of the female gender, but something happened -- I went gonzo over one of them. Strange, that.


Because they really ARE so inferior to us.
Look...we start stupid wars over territory no one cares about, or fight wars over issues that no one cares about...in fact, no one cares about anything we do. But before you know it, they've got us washing dishes differently.


All they do is have our babies and give us sex -- minor details, both, in our warring ways.
What, you may ask, would we do without them? I don't know. I just don't know.