Said teen spends every second weekend with me but shows up unannounced last Saturday for sleepover. Always welcome here. On Sunday, the usual grilling before I take him home...
Father: Did you remember everything?
Father: Did you do your homework?
Father: Did you pack all your clothes?
Father: Do you have your key?
Father: Did you clean up your room?
Son: Yep. I was only here one night, Dad. Hardly touched a thing.
Father: OK, let's go.
THREE DAYS LATER...
He has a new girlfriend, I've found out. I'm trying to cut him some slack.