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THIS IS THE DONNNNNN (Homo Escapeons) THAT MOST WHO VISIT THIS BLOG KNOW.
A guy who can't swim without the help of a flotation device...
A guy who pretends he's fearless and brave but who stomps beetles to death and curses innocent squirrels and other wildlife who invade his backyard -- from the safety of his window... 
The party animal of all party animals... 
...and the guy who's quick with the middle finger...
...A man with no end of goofiness...
...and whose undisputed lifelong ambition has been to pose for Playgirl.
YET THERE IS MORE TO THIS MAN THAN MEETS THE EYE.
He is the ultimate father and protector of all those loved ones who live in his realm.
AND SO HEREWITH, WE PRESENT YOU WITH THE MOST RECENT INCARNATION OF NEIGHBOURHOOD JUSTICE AT WORK.
AND SO HEREWITH, WE PRESENT YOU WITH THE MOST RECENT INCARNATION OF NEIGHBOURHOOD JUSTICE AT WORK.
We introduce Donnnnnn, the nincompoop neighbourhood patrol guy.
I sent him these pictures so he could do a post on it himself. He opted not to before he leaves on vacation, so I had no choice but to come out of my own respite from the Blogworld to reveal this to the planet.
Yes, this is the immortal and immoral Donn, with his son's plastic handcuffs, only hours before his first patrol with another neighbourhood nannie with a cute yellow vest thingie and cool, authoritative hat.
Just like this youthful dragonfly above -- which was drying its wings on Donnnnnnn's ledge -- he will hover about his neighbourhood, his keen eyes of justice peeled for suspicious looking characters, etc.
Doesn't it look like he's having a piss here on his own backyard bench?
Well, anyway.
I sent him these pictures so he could do a post on it himself. He opted not to before he leaves on vacation, so I had no choice but to come out of my own respite from the Blogworld to reveal this to the planet.
Yes, this is the immortal and immoral Donn, with his son's plastic handcuffs, only hours before his first patrol with another neighbourhood nannie with a cute yellow vest thingie and cool, authoritative hat.
Just like this youthful dragonfly above -- which was drying its wings on Donnnnnnn's ledge -- he will hover about his neighbourhood, his keen eyes of justice peeled for suspicious looking characters, etc.
Doesn't it look like he's having a piss here on his own backyard bench?
Well, anyway.
Donnnnnnnn has become quite an upstanding citizen of late. Only last month, he finished up his season as head coach, chauffeur, cheerleading squad, mascot, cook and other things of his community's local six-year-old soccer squad.
He most certainly is a talented, upstanding citizen.
I just wanted all of Blogdom to know that.
