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A common theme the past few days has been how I haven't been visiting the blogs of some other people who visit me.

And this is true. I haven't visited some people, or at least I haven't commented when I have visited.

So I'm dedicating the next few days to visiting blogs. Leave your doors unlocked and a light on, or least make sure your doorbell is operational.

Otherwise I might trip over a dangling metaphor or bump into an enlightening phrase or stub my toe on a cliche that fell by the wayside.