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SEX AND THE CITY LOOK A LIKE CONTEST

Winners to be announced at Long Island at Press Conference

One of the hottest TV shows in history to open, brings millions to box office with Fab Four LOOK A LIKES

Port Washington, NY -- Town of North Hempstead officials and a local radio station will join with LOOK A LIKES of the popular Sex and the City television program.

The LOOK A LIKES that recently won a contest in which 4 local Long Island women were chosen from thousands of residents from the tri-state area.

The LOOK A LIKES winners will be announced in a ceremony and a press conference on Friday May 30th, 2008 at 11:30am at Harbor Links club at 1 Fairway Drive off West Shore Road in Port Washington.

The 4 women that resemble Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda will be treated like royalty with free designer shoes, manicures, cosmos etc.

The blockbuster movie opens the same day and is expected to be one of the most popular movie openings in recent history. These women have gotten instant fame and now because of the movie are becoming rockstars.

To set up interview with the ''Sex and the City'' Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda LOOK A LIKES call 516-312-6573.

Is THIS really what we're becoming? I'm so glad I'm not a publicist...and that I don't watch Enterpainment Tonight or its ilk.