The Family (Or most of them)

The Family (Or most of them)
The Family

May 29, 2008


We break into our coverage of mundane, inconsequential news items such as the Iraq war, the occupation of Afghanistan, the dire situation in Darfur and other minor events to bring you this news flash of far more importance.

Winners to be announced at Long Island at Press Conference
One of the hottest TV shows in history to open, brings millions to box office with Fab Four LOOK A LIKES

Port Washington, NY -- Town of North Hempstead officials and a local radio station will join with LOOK A LIKES of the popular Sex and the City television program.

The LOOK A LIKES that recently won a contest in which 4 local Long Island women were chosen from thousands of residents from the tri-state area.

The LOOK A LIKES winners will be announced in a ceremony and a press conference on Friday May 30th, 2008 at 11:30am at Harbor Links club at 1 Fairway Drive off West Shore Road in Port Washington.

The 4 women that resemble Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda will be treated like royalty with free designer shoes, manicures, cosmos etc.

The blockbuster movie opens the same day and is expected to be one of the most popular movie openings in recent history. These women have gotten instant fame and now because of the movie are becoming rockstars.

To set up interview with the ''Sex and the City'' Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda LOOK A LIKES call 516-312-6573.

Is THIS really what we're becoming? I'm so glad I'm not a publicist...and that I don't watch Enterpainment Tonight or its ilk.


  1. Pathetic. It really just spurs my desire to withdraw from the world and become a self-sufficient hermit.

  2. I think you could win if you tried really hard WW!

    Tee Hee

  3. You'll need to work on those wonky nasal hairs and try not to cut yourself shaving...
    ah just forget it.

    The only way for the cinematic version to out-do the TV series would be for Sam to take a few money shots.

    The whole thing is sooo 90s...

  4. Stace:

    That was kinda my reaction...


    OK, I WILL then!


    I was thinking of letting my nosehairs grow out, actually, being the fashion trend-setter I am.

    Money shots, huh? We'll leave that for you...

  5. Let the ear hairs grow out too.


  6. MJ:

    You got it, Baby!!! Any other cosmetic suggestions? My eyebrows OK? My butt? Should I put on a pot belly?

  7. You are so into it..


  8. I confess, I love Sex and the City and am looking forward to seeing the movie. Go ahead, hate me.

  9. Anna:

    Hey girl, you got it wrong...I'm not dissing Sex in the City here, it's a cool show.

    I was lamenting the over-the-top hype and promotion and in particular this lookalike thing.

    Read the press release I received. We get this kind of crapola all the time. Everything is always so overtold and in-your-face.

    It just explodes in fanciful Enterpainment Tonight splendour, and we lap it up.

    Well, I don't, I guess. It just all seems like so much mindless pap sometimes.

    We need to be mindless sometimes and not focus so much, occasionally, on what the realities are.

    But this just seemed to be so outrageous, to know that this kind of thing is being hyped while all these other things are going on...

    I know, I need to get a life...

  10. honestly... i am and always have been a huge SATC fan.
    i would kill for carrie's wardrobe and i am totally samantha!



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