"Joe Blow, You Require 156!"

Evidently not. I found myself watching "darts" from Great Britain On Canada's so-called "sports" channel today. It makes us look like an even dumber species than we are.

I used to play darts -- when I was drunk or drinking. I was pretty good at it, because I would get drunk AFTER everyone else. It is purely a drinking game, and all societies invent games we can drink by.

So we can pass our time drinking while we play a really stupid so-called "sport" as an excuse for our drinking.

It is totally stupid. And it hides the fact that we could not succeed intellectually otherwise. It is the farthest thing from physical exercise except for card-playing or playing bingo, which are legalized forms of gambling.