WORLD SUMMIT ON PEACE

HEADS OUT OF THE SAND

U.S. President George Dubya Bush (far right) mingles with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, UN head honcho Kofi Annan (rear) and other world leaders yesterday on a field of grass in advance of their first annual What The Fuck Do We Do Now Peace Summit, a last-ditch attempt to stop the bloodshed in Lebanon, Iraq, Afghanistan and now the Congo in advance of democratic elections there. At left, U.S. Foreign secretary Condoleezza Rice discusses doilies and dandelions with Russian president Vladimir Putin as U.S. Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld (third from left) scowls.