I'M DROWNIN' IN THE DREGS OF A DASTARDLY DIATRIBE OF DELIRIUM!!!
OK, I know that made no sense. But it sure is a shining example of alliteration gone wrong.
I got nothin'.
It's April 1, and I can't even come up with a good April Fool's Day Joke to play on you.
I'm too caught up in spring arriving chronologically, but not physically. There's still far too much snow on the ground, too much of a nip in the air. But that's what I get for living in Manitoba.
Instead, the message is take a spot at the end of the line and wait like all the rest of us, buddy!
Other occurrences that I'm blaming on the failure of spring to truly arrive: