Lemmings and other Things

This, as you can see, is NOT a lemming. It is some sort of antelope, unrelated to a lemming. I took this a few years ago at a wild animal park in Southern Ontario.

Lemmings are actually stupid little mammals that are renowned for jumping off cliffs en masse, if necessary, to reduce their incredible numbers. They reproduce, and spend all day on Farcebook, like their simplistic relatives, the human beens.

I tried to find their pictures on my brand new computer, but I could not.

Well, Cry Me a River.

So Long from Snippets from Spaceship Orion

I tried to copy and paste my visitor profile stats here. I couldn't. But suffice to say, I had one visitor. One visitor who didn't even leave a comment. I have had it. The effort put out no longer compares with the pleasure derived.

The beauty of blogging was the exchange of ideas, the interaction of ideas. It is no longer that. Elvis has left the building. Love Me Tender. And the best to you all. I can't bear to watch the finality.

The World is operated by doinks...no, make that Doinks

Once, I went on a driving tour of an African Safari Park in Southern Ontario.

This is it. That's a baby babooon above -- some people would call that my brother -- but I prefer the majesty and lack of brains of the baby baboon. Doh! I mean the buck deer!

Just Something Stupid

I know I have blogged somewhat about the day, a few years ago, when Evan and some of his friends went out paint-balling. OH! What a useful humanity-filled, worthwhile endeavour -- train your kids to go out and blow each other to smithereens with paintballs while the world ceases to exist as we know it around them.

Oh, but who cares if a few million starve or dehydrate to death. We.ve got wars with the Taliban to fight!

So what used to be my son Evan, above turn into those commando types at the top of the page.

And then they turn into rhinos, which are almost impossible to stop.

It just makes me SICK!

Let's just post something as stupid as humanly possible for the 2 humans left in the universe who STILL BLOG (besides me, that is).