There is a beautiful female in my life.
I'd like to post pix of her but I think I'd better not. This whole circumstance has me blown away. She is the most beautiful person I have ever met in my life and for us, now is the perfect time and the right time.
Yes, I met her on Facebook, but we have spent some time together and she is more beautiful than I imagined. AND I should stop making fun of Facebook. But I've GOT to make fun of SOMETHING! I will soon meet her cat Hobbes, who is a male, and as his name suggests, he will play second fiddle to me.
Actually, his name DOESN'T suggest that. His name suggests he is a butler or something. I say!
I will be the dominant male.
But that will get me nothing!
Because as we ALL KNOW, the female always gets what she wants!