The Family (Or most of them)

The Family (Or most of them)
The Family

February 9, 2008

GRAVITY

EARTH'S GRAVITY TENDS TO HAVE A CUMULATIVE EFFECT ON US ALIENS.
AT THE MOMENT, GRAVITY IS WEIGHING ME DOWN.
SO I NEED TO BLAST OFF BACK TO THE ORION NEBULA FOR A WHILE TO GET A TUNEUP. IT'S COVERED BY THE INTERPLANETARY WARRANTY.


I haven't been getting to many blogs lately, even as some of you have been visiting me. And I apologize. It's just the way it is when gravity's forces do their thing.


I'll send a postcard.


And a smile.

To each and every one of you who come here.



19 comments:

  1. Forget the postcard... just blow me a kiss.

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  2. Anna:

    Ha! Gravity and outer space can do strange things to the lips. I'm sure I can pucker.

    Besides that, it will take light years to get there. I'll see what I can do as I'm being de-gravitized in the discombobulated defibrillator.

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  3. Don't forget to get a lube job.

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  4. Where is my POSTCARD!?????!!!

    I want it! Now! And the smile! You can't forget to send the smile!



    *missing ya!*

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  5. Sod the kiss, a proper snog is in order lol

    I aint been around many blobs of late either....... life just sometimes drags one down...

    X

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  6. I was actually wondering if I'd pissed you off somehow, since you haven't commented on my blog in about two weeks :P hehe oh well, I forgive you :) Come around again soon, kay?

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  7. MJ:

    Ha Ha! Unfortunately, lube jobs aren't covered by the warranty. I would have to pay out of my own pocket.

    And I don't pay for lube jobs.

    Now excuse me. I have to blast off.

    Awa:

    I'm not sure, in retrospect, that even our advanced technology has figured out how to send smiles through black holes and other interstellar phenomena.

    I'll work on it.

    :-)

    Toasty:

    I'd say! But in my current state, I'm about 8 inches tall. I don't know about the physics of that.

    Stace:

    You could never piss me off. I'll try to get to your blog remotely from the nebula if I don't take a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

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  8. only 8 inches tall, well it just means ya have to stand on a chair and the other person has to bend down for a snog lol.... there is ALWAYS a way around problems....

    x

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  9. Pulled in by gravity is a great excuse.

    Forget that post card. I need to know the results of the duel between you and homey.

    I can't live any longer with that kind of suspense.

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  10. I haven't started trying yet... ;)

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  11. it hasn't arrived yet - post is awfully slow from up there eh?

    xx

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  12. Ziggi, is your nickname supposed to make people think of David Bowie? Do you play guitar? ;)

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  13. WW didn't say what part of him was eight inches tall, don't sound bad he he he.
    WW quit talking about gravity, I hate that subject!!! Come back soon.

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  14. Toasty:

    No, HE's the one who needs to stand on chairs. But in my current condition -- and I'm only about eight light-years from home -- I don't mind standing on a chair.

    There seem to be many definitions of snog though. I'll have find the one you mean as I'm travelling through space.

    Gautami:

    I'll have to ask HE what it is we're duelling about. But if we're duelling with each other, he will definitely lose.

    He's too much of a lover, especially with that poofy new hairdo he's got. I'm the fighter.

    Stace:

    I guess I should be very, very afraid then...It's OK...I'm several billion miles away.

    But go ahead. Make my day.

    Ziggi:

    It's beautiful to see your form here again, you and your big kettle of ingredients.

    The post is slow up here. But once it gets into the right slot, it'll move along at hyperspeed.

    Carm:

    You're alive! And back?! Don't tell me you could possibly still be single!

    Your comment reaffirms my long-held philosophy that despite the widely-held theory, women are much hornier than men.

    Gravity or not...

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  15. But I'm soooooooo lazy. You're safe :)

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  16. Stace - if you're really interested, I rescued a puppy in (I think) about 1983 and as I was driving to the vets to have it checked out Ziggy Stardust was playing on the radio. When the vet had finished the exam he said to me what's her name? (her? I thought it was a he!) so I said Ziggi and changed the 'y' to an 'i' to make it feminine. When I started this whole blog lark it seemed everyone had a pseudonym so I picked on Ziggi.

    WW - thank you for allowing me to use your blog to correspond! Come back to earth soon eh Hon? x

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  17. I say Old Man, what's all this then?
    Are you finished fiddling with your nebula yet?

    Is there any chance that you might present a reasonably brief dissertation on Venereal Day regarding the complexities involved in securing a state of happenis for the modern man?

    Or perhaps an update on one of your appliances?

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  18. ((((shakeItAllAbout))) is every thing ok? DONT make me have to come over there and hunt you down to check on ya......

    X

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  19. Stace:

    I'm glad you're soooooo lazy. And far away. But you'd never catch me anyway. I'd be runnin' away laughing, sticking my tongue out at you.

    Ziggi:

    No, no problemo at all! Let me be your vessel of communication with Stace!

    Actually, that's a fascinating story. I think you should do a blog post about it.

    Lord Tenuousanyone:

    The nebula is an amazing phenomena, not to be played around with.

    At the moment, I am not in a state of happenis so feel ill equipped to expound on Valentine's Day.

    Perhaps I will blog about my new battery-operated toothbrush, which is quite a machine.

    Toasty:

    I was about eight light-years away and submersed in chemical goo trying to return to my normal size.

    Operating a keyboard would be quite messy from the Great Beyond.

    Oh...a BIG X.

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