AND I STUMBLED UPON THIS.
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING? I DON'T KNOW. BUT IN THE INTERESTS OF INFORMING BLOGWORLD OF EVEN THE MOST ABSURD OF BEHAVIOURS, I BRING YOU THIS...
FROM THIS GROUP...
Miniature Horses Lure Men Into Local Barn For Oral Sex!
Freehold, Iowa - The expression "miniature horse lovers" took on a unseemly connotation in the paddocks and barns of rural Iowa this past week.
An SUV cavalcade sin-posse of fifty deputized Deacons armed with shotguns swarmed the old Walker Farm last Tuesday.
Their mission: to bust up a nightly orgy involving several prominent, local businessmen and the shameless miniature horses that had lured them to their barns.
These tiny, galloping strumpets had enticed Christian men to the farm solely to engage in ravenous fellatio in exchange for little more than hay, apples and hand-tooled Italian leather saddles.
The raid brought to a close these lewd equine's barnyard bacchanalia sex-derby, a depraved gathering that has apparently been going on for nearly a year.
"We arrested several Gold Level tithers and their menservants who were holed up in Ed's barn with human fluffers waiting to have unnatural relations with those shameless miniature horses," reported Deacon Will Cummings.
"Apparently these hip-height harlots had gotten Ed to use the internet to advertise their lewd business, a so-called "horse house," and he had folks flying in from London and Berlin for a roll in the hay."
As with all sins, this one can be traced to folks who aren't American. Men having sexual relations with horse-like creatures was legitimized in Britain by the recent marriage of Prince Charles to Camilla Parker Bowels.
I NEED TO STOP IT THERE. OTHER THAN THE DESCRIPTION OF WHO THESE RELIGIOUS WACKOS ARE BELOW, I CAN ONLY ASK: HOW CAN OUR SPECIES HAVE DEVOLVED INTO THIS?
Who We Are and What We (And God) Believe
As most churches liberalize themselves and reject the commandments written by God in the Holy Bible, the Landover Baptist Church continues to do exactly what scripture teaches every Christian to do.
And that is to keep the temple of the living God a clean vessel, untarnished by even a hint of fellowship with the unrighteous.