tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post116785847105463845..comments2023-10-25T05:02:32.574-05:00Comments on SNIPPETS FROM SPACESHIP ORION: Grocery Shopping with WWWithinWithouthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1168593124757531332007-01-12T03:12:00.000-06:002007-01-12T03:12:00.000-06:00heh heh... but shopping is such fun!i reckon if yo...heh heh... but shopping is such fun!<BR/>i reckon if you take stock you probably won't need to buy groceries for a few months!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1168304035851411632007-01-08T18:53:00.000-06:002007-01-08T18:53:00.000-06:00MJ:Sorry for the delay in responding to this...I'l...MJ:<BR/><BR/>Sorry for the delay in responding to this...I'll ask HE about bearded oysters.<BR/><BR/>Mind you, we do get in our fair share of jokes about the physical appearance of oysters to other things...<BR/><BR/>The toilet bowl ring thing...I just can't see it happening.<BR/><BR/>Lee:<BR/><BR/>Thanks, I gotta see if sea salt is available here. And what's wrong with white bread? (I know, I know!!)<BR/><BR/>I'm still waiting to make my own salad dressing...you must eat a lot of carrot salad, I'm thinking.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1168049334388084172007-01-05T20:08:00.000-06:002007-01-05T20:08:00.000-06:00WWIII -the difference between salt and seasalt is...WWIII -the difference between salt and seasalt is.....like the difference between white bread and a good wholemeal bread. Good seasalt is unrefined- it's a sort of browny grey colour and has a fantastic flavour -I couldn't go back to tablesalt now. Oh, and it's full of minerals that are missing in the refined salt. Aren't you SO glad you asked ;).<BR/><BR/>p.s. I actually ended up counting the bags of carrots and there were 6 of them,plus one that was opened.tch tch.leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13562641539954768235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1168008083813873092007-01-05T08:41:00.000-06:002007-01-05T08:41:00.000-06:00That HE sounds like a real seafood connoisseur. As...That HE sounds like a real seafood connoisseur. Ask him if he's sampled bearded clams.<BR/><BR/>Pose on the toilet bowl ring! Pose on the toilet bowl ring!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167970503216182652007-01-04T22:15:00.000-06:002007-01-04T22:15:00.000-06:00KJ:No, M'Lady, I just jest about the universal fem...KJ:<BR/><BR/>No, M'Lady, I just jest about the universal female directive, which of course is very real.<BR/><BR/>My mom even says so.<BR/><BR/>A smart man knows if a woman says so, it's got to be right, because she says it's so.<BR/><BR/>As far as your sly attempt to escape the truth of No. 2, I'm trying to find the distinction between bodily functions and bodily parts and purposes...<BR/><BR/>But no need to explain. I think I get it.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167970199095589722007-01-04T22:09:00.000-06:002007-01-04T22:09:00.000-06:00Er...That should be, I might POST, not POSE, on my...Er...<BR/><BR/>That should be, I might POST, not POSE, on my toilet bowl ring. Some things even turn ME off.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167970035136175222007-01-04T22:07:00.000-06:002007-01-04T22:07:00.000-06:00Keshi:Yes, I would remember, I bet...;-)HE:Yes, An...Keshi:<BR/><BR/>Yes, I would remember, I bet...<BR/><BR/>;-)<BR/><BR/>HE:<BR/><BR/>Yes, Anne Landers, you're right. Dang! Make a list!!!<BR/><BR/>Who's turning into the old geezer?<BR/><BR/>And what's wrong with assigning genders to things you open and close every day?<BR/><BR/>Nerd. Just wait until the $1.49 shirt post and pose session...I might pose on my toilet bowl ring first tho.<BR/><BR/>Anna:<BR/><BR/>No, you had it right when you said "your innocent grocery post."<BR/><BR/>Although I might be persuaded that I perhaps set the tone just a smidgeon...WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167969728841424102007-01-04T22:02:00.000-06:002007-01-04T22:02:00.000-06:00ww: some advice should not be ignored. it comes fr...ww: some advice should not be ignored. it comes from above. don't be kidding yourself that you should dismiss it because it comes from us girls.<BR/><BR/>point # 2. this is not correct! i do not reference or talk about bodily functions. i am too genteel. bodily parts and purposes, however, are another matter.kjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167969100480633192007-01-04T21:51:00.000-06:002007-01-04T21:51:00.000-06:00Scream out "Fill me! Fill me!" That sounds famil...Scream out "Fill me! Fill me!" That sounds familiar. Oh wait, this isn't that kind of post - or is it?<BR/><BR/>I think the comments have turned your innocent grocery post into soft porn. Between cherrypie's popping and HE's tongueing of oysters, I don't think I can tear myself away from this blog. ;)annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10528972018222777551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167968199960504882007-01-04T21:36:00.000-06:002007-01-04T21:36:00.000-06:00Three words...MAKE A LIST!Never, ever ever go groc...Three words...MAKE A LIST!<BR/>Never, ever ever go grocery shopping without checking the cupboards, fridge and pantry..don't go when you're hungry, and please don't call fridges and cupboards feminine, fulfilled and whatever.. it is just too weird..<BR/>you are starting to sound like some old shut-in geezer...no more closet and appliance posts..open the door and get the hell outside!!!<BR/><BR/>PS <BR/>Tell mj that although I do enjoy the aphrodisiac qualities of oysters it is the anatomical intricacies and the marvelous tongue excercises that really make them so much fun to nibble on.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167965790304366272007-01-04T20:56:00.000-06:002007-01-04T20:56:00.000-06:00LOL ok then think once and think of me too..then u...LOL ok then think once and think of me too..then u'll rem what I said :)<BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167963733148999782007-01-04T20:22:00.000-06:002007-01-04T20:22:00.000-06:00Aidan:Gotcha there, mate, except we're as land-loc...Aidan:<BR/><BR/>Gotcha there, mate, except we're as land-locked as you can possibly be on this planet.<BR/><BR/>Besides, I wouldn't know how to shuck an oyster any more than I'd know how to skin a cat.<BR/><BR/>The tomato joke cracked me up...and I sympathize with the greenery issue.<BR/><BR/>KJ:<BR/><BR/>Ah, the universal female directive: just listen and do everything we say. Did you ever meet my mom?<BR/><BR/>And my translation for your "too exciting for my constitution": they make you fart. Fart, I said. Fart.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167958249445514432007-01-04T18:50:00.000-06:002007-01-04T18:50:00.000-06:00ww, cherrypie and i are trying to help you. you sh...ww, cherrypie and i are trying to help you. you should just listen to us and follow our advice precisely.<BR/><BR/>what i didn't like about your post: pictures of vegetables and salad dressings are too exciting for my constitution. <BR/><BR/>:)kjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167945931978350392007-01-04T15:25:00.000-06:002007-01-04T15:25:00.000-06:00Cherrypie:Brilliant, Ma'am. You always make me chu...Cherrypie:<BR/><BR/>Brilliant, Ma'am. You always make me chuckle...<BR/><BR/>Me and Frances have had a hot and cold relationship for the past three years or so.<BR/><BR/>She's a little long in the tooth and is losing her colour, which was already somewhat pale.<BR/><BR/>I realize the benefit of variety being the spice of life, etc.<BR/><BR/>And I try to change things every once in a while, placing different things here and there.<BR/><BR/>But how many times can you adjust the shelves to fit in the coconuts and cucumbers?<BR/><BR/>I'm not sure she'd allow me to raid her and strip her bare as you suggest, she may think it's over -- or that she's being used.<BR/><BR/>But this is no open and shut case, so I guess it's worth a try. I do definitely want to please her.<BR/><BR/>KJ:<BR/><BR/>You and CP always seem to be in cahoots against me...is this a conspiracy?<BR/><BR/>But I would never want things to be predictable.<BR/><BR/>Everyone knows that nature food stores are about twice as expensive as anywhere else.<BR/><BR/>So aside from the fact that you liked that I wrote about this subject and that it mirrors what you do...what DIDN'T you like?<BR/><BR/>Ar ArWithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167943400206607622007-01-04T14:43:00.000-06:002007-01-04T14:43:00.000-06:00ww, follow cherrypie's advice. things are too pred...ww, follow cherrypie's advice. things are too predictable. and try a natural foods store (is whole foods or wild oats around your way?)for some cool and fresh variety.<BR/><BR/>the only thing i really liked about this post of yours is that there is comfort knowing i am not alone with wasting food. <BR/><BR/>oh, and i like that your macho self was willing to write about the subject.....<BR/><BR/>:)kjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167940692495102592007-01-04T13:58:00.000-06:002007-01-04T13:58:00.000-06:00Have you and this fridge been together long? Do yo...Have you and this fridge been together long? Do you always give her the same things, in the same places? No wonder things are going stale, WW.<BR/><BR/>Try something spicy. Pop back little and often until almost everything is gone, the shelves are bare and begging to be filled, and then give it to her in one long, satisfying stomach-filling, shelf-groaning go. That'll perk things up :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167931148787728582007-01-04T11:19:00.000-06:002007-01-04T11:19:00.000-06:00Keshi:I don't eat nearly as much salad as I should...Keshi:<BR/><BR/>I don't eat nearly as much salad as I should. And the good thing about pickles is they last forever.<BR/><BR/>Think twice? That's far too practical for me. I'm a spur of the moment guy.<BR/><BR/>MJ:<BR/><BR/>He can dream, can't he?<BR/><BR/>Wait until you see the provocative shots of him in his new $1.49 shirt, coming in a future post.<BR/><BR/>His last words were: "Don't embarrass me too much." Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...<BR/><BR/>Brian:<BR/><BR/>Only men would acknowledge and get the significance of that reference, Brian. Thank you.<BR/><BR/>I think that is fodder for a future post, however...the myth that women don't fart...<BR/><BR/>Lady W:<BR/><BR/>Naughty with a capital T? That rhymes with thee?<BR/><BR/>Me and my fridge and cupboards need all the help we can get, so offers are gratefully accepted...<BR/><BR/>Ces:<BR/><BR/>Innuendo? I said the fridge and cupboards were sated and content, not necessarily me...<BR/><BR/>They're certainly not quiet. They scream out every time just before I go shopping, "Fill me, fill me!"<BR/><BR/>I don't wash my vegetables as I should, I must confess, unless I can see what I'm not supposed to eat.<BR/><BR/>Awaiting:<BR/><BR/>Gulp!<BR/><BR/>For an horse doovruh, we have WW's crab/cheese/mayo with curry powder mixture, baked gently brown on fresh slices of French toasted baguettes.<BR/><BR/>Followed by a paella or similar Spanish dish cooked all day in my crock pot (I'm no crack pot), overflowing with mussels, shrimp and other creatures from the sea.<BR/><BR/>A chilled bottle of white wine would accompany the main course, of course.<BR/><BR/>Then would come the piece de resistance: my famous Duncan Hines 20-minute spice cake with fudge icing.<BR/><BR/>After all that, I'm sure, would come the execution at Jack's hand. What would be his weapon of choice?<BR/><BR/>Bon appetit, then bonsoir. That kinda has a nice ring to it.<BR/><BR/>Gautami:<BR/><BR/>And so are your fridge and cupboards male, then? I'm glad I'm not the only one with a shop til you drop tendency.<BR/><BR/>I'll have to try the salad dressing thing, I guess.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167914389996346482007-01-04T06:39:00.000-06:002007-01-04T06:39:00.000-06:00I thought I was the only person who bought edible ...I thought I was the only person who bought edible stuff that no one eats. My fridge and kitchen cupboards are overflowing with stuff which I seldom use but I still buy as I like to try new things.<BR/><BR/>Glad to see that I am not alone in getting useless things.<BR/><BR/>PS: I make salad dressings at home.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167898531709146012007-01-04T02:15:00.000-06:002007-01-04T02:15:00.000-06:00Ok, its settled...we have a date.I mean, forget th...Ok, its settled...we have a date.<BR/><BR/>I mean, forget the fact that I'm married and between us we'd have a football team of children.<BR/><BR/>All I know is you're cute and I'm hungry.<BR/><BR/>So what's for dinner?<BR/><BR/>Sans Kraft Dinner, s'il vous plait.<BR/><BR/>Oui?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167886881764503402007-01-03T23:01:00.000-06:002007-01-03T23:01:00.000-06:00You and your innuendo. A fridge is female because ...You and your innuendo. A fridge is female because it is quiet and it gets you satiated.<BR/><BR/>I suppose you wash your vegetables except the peeled carrots with warm water and soap?Ces Adoriohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17338000465619901229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167884270129950832007-01-03T22:17:00.000-06:002007-01-03T22:17:00.000-06:00Oh Luvie! Thank YOU!!I've been poppin' by and wait...Oh Luvie! Thank YOU!!<BR/>I've been poppin' by and waiting for your last post to change (too too sad)<BR/><BR/>And now you have! And with this! Yay!<BR/><BR/>"... so my fridge, who is female, is always feeling filled or fulfilled ..."<BR/><BR/>oooo - that sounds so ... naughty! With a capital "T", and that rhymes with me!<BR/><BR/>Sooo, cupboards are filled to the brim with tins of oyesters for H.E.? And your fulfulled and feeling filled fridge is full of sausage, carrots, sweet pickled onions?!?!<BR/><BR/>What exactly is it that you need help with luvie?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167875086157972892007-01-03T19:44:00.000-06:002007-01-03T19:44:00.000-06:00Eight comments and NOT ONE comment about you sayin...Eight comments and NOT ONE comment about you saying that youy FART from Broccoli. I'll say it then, YOU SAID FART. Farty, farty, fart, fart.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167873438041729922007-01-03T19:17:00.000-06:002007-01-03T19:17:00.000-06:004 cans of oysters for Homo Escapeons? Does he enjo...4 cans of oysters for Homo Escapeons? Does he enjoy their aphrodisiacal properties while he's visiting you?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167872124358171442007-01-03T18:55:00.000-06:002007-01-03T18:55:00.000-06:00Well atleast it's good to know ur a heavy-salad ea...Well atleast it's good to know ur a heavy-salad eater. It's healthy :)<BR/><BR/>My fridge is free of extra food that never get eaten, except for few pickles :)<BR/><BR/><BR/>Tip for keeping ur fridge clean and free of food that never get eaten:<BR/><BR/>Think twice before u put something in ur shopping basket :)<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1167871322362916672007-01-03T18:42:00.000-06:002007-01-03T18:42:00.000-06:00Laurie:A TUB of butter and a BAG of brown sugar? O...Laurie:<BR/><BR/>A TUB of butter and a BAG of brown sugar? Oh, that'll be good for my waistline and diabetes risk.<BR/><BR/>Just kidding. I'm all for it. I only have a half a pound of butter on hand though so I'll go buy a few more pounds.<BR/><BR/>And my brown sugar bag is as hard as a rock (I actually know about the trick of throwing an apple in there) but hey, whatever works.<BR/><BR/>I have tasted glazed carrots, they're a bit more tasty than shoe leather so you're on.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.com