tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post115739238298753581..comments2023-10-25T05:02:32.574-05:00Comments on SNIPPETS FROM SPACESHIP ORION: BLOGGER'S A BITCHWithinWithouthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157847687446732492006-09-09T19:21:00.000-05:002006-09-09T19:21:00.000-05:00Yes, Fronty, our farts DO have an effect on global...Yes, Fronty, our farts DO have an effect on global warming, I'm convinced.<BR/><BR/>Canadian songwriter Bruce Cockburn (along with a lot of other people) have called cows nothing more than methane dispensers.<BR/><BR/>They, along with the human populace.<BR/><BR/>I think up here in the Great White North, if we REALLY want Global Warming we should institute National Farting Day.<BR/><BR/>We could have the federal government pay subsidies to all families to travel up to, say, the 53rd parallel and, after a weekend of eating beans and other fibrous material (and laughing at George Bush, PM Steven Harper and other full of shit weenies), have a national countdown to what would amount to ONE GIGANTIC FART.<BR/><BR/>We could melt the Arctic permafrost in one fell swoop and instantly make Canada a tropical country, flooding the U.S. in the process and literally sweeping Dubya out of Washington and back to Texas.<BR/><BR/>This would be Free Trade in its most basal and effective form. Think of the hydro-electric possibilities for America.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157841709657648102006-09-09T17:41:00.000-05:002006-09-09T17:41:00.000-05:00Seven seconds? Damn! That's approximately the burn...Seven seconds? Damn! That's approximately the burn time for a rocket stage. No wonder there's still thawed areas in northern Canada!Frontier Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04891697493412161849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157820922730435112006-09-09T11:55:00.000-05:002006-09-09T11:55:00.000-05:00I wouldn't know where to begin, MJ.For one, is a p...I wouldn't know where to begin, MJ.<BR/><BR/>For one, is a podcast necessarily a production of those little things called I-Pods? Is it an audio or video production we're talking? Or both?<BR/><BR/>Duh. It took me about three months just to figure out how to post my pic to my profile.<BR/><BR/>The seven-second fart I described is no longer physically possible. I can't get it OUT any more.<BR/><BR/>By my reckoning, I was about 13 at the time, under five feet tall and totally into the funny sounds my body could make.<BR/><BR/>It was about -30, we were outside playing hockey and sitting on the players' bench and having farting contests.<BR/><BR/>I won that day. It's one of my proudest achievements.<BR/><BR/>Those days, sadly, are over.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157819944143840892006-09-09T11:39:00.000-05:002006-09-09T11:39:00.000-05:00Could you please do a podcast of your farts?Could you please do a podcast of your farts?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157772000992687492006-09-08T22:20:00.000-05:002006-09-08T22:20:00.000-05:00Keshi (and Lee)...Hell, you both live in Aussielan...Keshi (and Lee)...<BR/><BR/>Hell, you both live in Aussieland.<BR/><BR/>Of course on my drive to work this morning, my tiny male brain figured out that TY means Thank You.<BR/><BR/>Then I farted.<BR/><BR/>No, I understand fully that women do not fart, that they do not -- how did you say it -- LET OFF.<BR/><BR/>But as you continue to force us males to live this pretend reality, I only tell you:<BR/><BR/>You don't know what you're missing.<BR/><BR/>Did I tell you my own personal fart record (recorded, that is) is seven seconds?WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157726587998404932006-09-08T09:43:00.000-05:002006-09-08T09:43:00.000-05:00Yeah, what's TY? I'm here to tell you that we cert...Yeah, what's TY? I'm here to tell you that we certainly do fart Down Under. Loudly and often.But aussies fart in a laid back casual way.Oh course I'm talking rubbish because as you know I'm female and females NEVER let off.leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13562641539954768235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157691360281655562006-09-07T23:56:00.000-05:002006-09-07T23:56:00.000-05:00Keshi:Sorry, not up on my Aussie or multicultural ...Keshi:<BR/><BR/>Sorry, not up on my Aussie or multicultural lingo: What's TY? I'll take the Hugzzzzzzz too.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157690296603853102006-09-07T23:38:00.000-05:002006-09-07T23:38:00.000-05:00u always make me think...TY n hugggggggggz!Keshi.u always make me think...TY n hugggggggggz!<BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157679633869080122006-09-07T20:40:00.000-05:002006-09-07T20:40:00.000-05:00lEE:No, letting one rip is not a prerequisite, alt...lEE:<BR/><BR/>No, letting one rip is not a prerequisite, although it sure would be fun.<BR/><BR/>Don't they fart down under Down Under? It's fun...really should try it.<BR/><BR/>But we are accepting of all internal emissions here, so feel free.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157673920308923482006-09-07T19:05:00.000-05:002006-09-07T19:05:00.000-05:00I hope it's not a prerequisite for visiting here ...I hope it's not a prerequisite for visiting here again that I have to let one rip? That could be kind of disturbing. What is it with you people - haha ;).leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13562641539954768235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157667135300169682006-09-07T17:12:00.000-05:002006-09-07T17:12:00.000-05:00Carmy Baby...I, um, was talking about brains, not ...Carmy Baby...<BR/><BR/>I, um, was talking about brains, not balls. I get that you've never had any balls.<BR/><BR/>The brains, I figure you've got plenty of.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157648983571534202006-09-07T12:09:00.000-05:002006-09-07T12:09:00.000-05:00WW, I never had any marbles to begin with...WW, I never had any marbles to begin with...Carmenztahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11766983162057446234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157592457969497712006-09-06T20:27:00.000-05:002006-09-06T20:27:00.000-05:00Keshi:Sadness comes, sadness goes.To ignore it wou...Keshi:<BR/><BR/>Sadness comes, sadness goes.<BR/><BR/>To ignore it would be as ridiculous as ignoring the things that most make you happy.<BR/><BR/>We're not automatons. Feel what you need to feel. Once you've felt it, you'll feel something new but familiar too.<BR/><BR/>Hugs back.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157592199327746812006-09-06T20:23:00.000-05:002006-09-06T20:23:00.000-05:00Mate Im so sorry to sound so down...well Im glad I...Mate Im so sorry to sound so down...well Im glad I have friends like ya who respect the fact that when Im down, I need time to get over it.<BR/><BR/>I wish I was near ya so we could go out and have a break...have a drink for our lost mates.<BR/><BR/>Hugggggggggz WW!<BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157587703700605292006-09-06T19:08:00.000-05:002006-09-06T19:08:00.000-05:00What, did EVERYONE come back from vacation at the ...What, did EVERYONE come back from vacation at the same time? Well, welcome back to all of you.<BR/><BR/>Blogworld seems alive again.<BR/><BR/>HE:<BR/><BR/>If I'm now WWW (Within Without Wussy) then you clearly are HEA (the Hominid who Escaped the Asylum).<BR/><BR/>And I'm with MJ. You are a fart smeller, you fuuuul.<BR/><BR/>Carm:<BR/><BR/>Nice to see you again. But have you lost your marbles? Clearly, this is about farting.<BR/><BR/>But since you insist on discussing blogging, I'm wit you. Altho I DO love the ClustrMap that shows the scope and breadth of fellow bloggers I, well, blog with.<BR/><BR/>Angel:<BR/><BR/>TV doesn't inform, it just entertains. Throw it out, you don't need it.<BR/><BR/>But Yahoo newsletters? Cmon girl.<BR/><BR/>Fronty:<BR/><BR/>Where ya been, stranger!! Work that bad? I've been making periodic visits but the planes thing, while interesting...<BR/><BR/>You are welcome to stop by any time. Your wit and insight are missed greatly.<BR/><BR/>Y'all come on back, ya hear! (When things clear up a bit at the paper. I'm just sayin')WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157585023415478532006-09-06T18:23:00.000-05:002006-09-06T18:23:00.000-05:00Howdy again. Work's been so screwed up that I've b...Howdy again. Work's been so screwed up that I've been almost afraid to comment on other blogs lest I say something really bad, unfeeling or just plain dumb.<BR/><BR/>I toyed with the idea of installing a hit counter, but a combination of factors - fear of rejection, fear of caring too much how many or how few folks bothered to come by - dissuaded me. I figure if people think my blog's interesting, they'll come by. If they don't, that's cool too.<BR/><BR/>Besides, I've been so damn out of it with work the last few weeks that you all are probably better off with me keeping my blog trap shut for the moment >B^D>Frontier Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04891697493412161849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157573400984859352006-09-06T15:10:00.000-05:002006-09-06T15:10:00.000-05:00dunno dude- the only news i get is what i decide t...dunno dude- the only news i get is what i decide to read in my yahoo newsletters!<BR/>the rest p*sses me off so badly i wanna chuck my tv out the window- so i just don't watch!<BR/>not very well informed am i!?!AngelConradiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09423318903817661244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157567392037555922006-09-06T13:29:00.000-05:002006-09-06T13:29:00.000-05:00Is this about blogging or farting? I can take or l...Is this about blogging or farting? I can take or leave either one! WW, I don't care about hits or anything like that, for me it's about being able to express what I feel, even if no one is reading it. When I don't have anything to say, I just comment on other people's blogs.Carmenztahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11766983162057446234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157555874203101402006-09-06T10:17:00.000-05:002006-09-06T10:17:00.000-05:00HE: You have to ask? This is what you are. (NSFW)HE: You have to ask? <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/nyyfj/" REL="nofollow">This</A> is what you are. (NSFW)The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157550963886273752006-09-06T08:56:00.000-05:002006-09-06T08:56:00.000-05:00I know you are, but what am I?!I know you are, but what am I?!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157548554894304212006-09-06T08:15:00.000-05:002006-09-06T08:15:00.000-05:00MJ (HE):You go girl! Pppffffhhhhhhtttttt!MJ (HE):<BR/><BR/>You go girl! Pppffffhhhhhhtttttt!WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157546830070534382006-09-06T07:47:00.000-05:002006-09-06T07:47:00.000-05:00Wafts it over into HE's face.Wafts it over into HE's face.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157545897781318782006-09-06T07:31:00.000-05:002006-09-06T07:31:00.000-05:00HE:What?? Quit being such a wussy!Angel:Thanks...o...HE:<BR/><BR/>What?? Quit being such a wussy!<BR/><BR/>Angel:<BR/><BR/>Thanks...or should I say Nyet! Isn't Putin visiting your country today?WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157526217531873982006-09-06T02:03:00.000-05:002006-09-06T02:03:00.000-05:00aaah- you see, now you said it SO much better than...aaah- you see, now you said it SO much better than i did!AngelConradiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09423318903817661244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1157523050730349142006-09-06T01:10:00.000-05:002006-09-06T01:10:00.000-05:00gross!gross!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.com