tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post115369861878343003..comments2023-10-25T05:02:32.574-05:00Comments on SNIPPETS FROM SPACESHIP ORION: HEE HEE HAW HAW HO HO HEZBOLLAH!WithinWithouthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1153887880098986252006-07-25T23:24:00.000-05:002006-07-25T23:24:00.000-05:00hehe fingers crossed, thanks mates!Keshi.hehe fingers crossed, thanks mates!<BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1153886207151324032006-07-25T22:56:00.000-05:002006-07-25T22:56:00.000-05:00Keshi:Not only are they made out of gold, but they...Keshi:<BR/>Not only are they made out of gold, but they have maids and other servants flush 'em, clean 'em and put the seats down for 'em!<BR/><BR/>You're not cursed. You are as HE and I say. Trust us. We're decrepit old men who know these things.<BR/><BR/>Samuru999:<BR/><BR/>Thanks, uh, ladies. Appreciate you droppin' in. Glad the last line didn't offend...<BR/><BR/>And HE, note my last line to Keshi, and note also that you're much more decrepit than I.<BR/><BR/>Yes, Condie (two z's don't forget) Rice and I have had a torrid affair, even despite my insistence that she PLEASE do something about her hair.<BR/><BR/>She never said anything to me about not blogging by brains out about her, so now you tell me!<BR/><BR/>No, the reason I cancelled on you last Tuesday was because I was busy trimming my nose and ear hairs.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1153873781679536982006-07-25T19:29:00.000-05:002006-07-25T19:29:00.000-05:00Time to switch to decaf?Condie phoned.Apparently s...Time to switch to decaf?<BR/><BR/>Condie phoned.<BR/>Apparently she still won't talk to you.????<BR/>Anyway, she wants you to know that anything that she may have said in her sleep (like State Secrets I guess?)may not be used on your blog. <BR/>btw.There are four large men in black suits with ear pieces standing over my shoulder making sure that I send this message.<BR/><BR/>Does this have something to do with why you cancelled on me last Tuesday?Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1153812281151452612006-07-25T02:24:00.000-05:002006-07-25T02:24:00.000-05:00Good post!Liked your last line.Good post!<BR/>Liked your last line.Margiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14433759763753850718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1153805235989345472006-07-25T00:27:00.000-05:002006-07-25T00:27:00.000-05:00yeah rich families where even toilet seats r made ...yeah rich families where even toilet seats r made outta gold lol!<BR/><BR/>btw tnxx so much for the sweet compliments in my blog. I think I have been cursed in love..thats what it is WW. SOBBBBBBBBBBBZ!<BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1153784703962667982006-07-24T18:45:00.000-05:002006-07-24T18:45:00.000-05:00Keshi:It's all about what family you're born into,...Keshi:<BR/><BR/>It's all about what family you're born into, I think...<BR/><BR/>Pam:<BR/>Yep, it's true. But to me, it's all optics, just like the photo op.<BR/><BR/>The U.S. had been saying it was not going, not going, not going, to Beirut.<BR/><BR/>And then she goes. They're calling it a "surprise visit." I'd say it was carefully orchestrated.<BR/><BR/>I stand to be corrected. But my guess is it happened something like this:<BR/><BR/>Dubya: "Geez, Condie, we're getting lambasted for Iraq, we're getting nowhere in Afghanistan. What do we do?"<BR/><BR/>Condie: "Well, Mr. President, I don't know whether you heard, but a war just broke out in Lebanon."<BR/><BR/>Dubya: "Oh, right. Forgot."<BR/><BR/>Condie: "Your office has sent out a few press releases with your signature on them defending Israel's right to bomb the crap out of them."<BR/><BR/>Dubya: "Oh, right. I remember signing something last week besides my approval for Stamp Out Stem Cell Research Week..."<BR/><BR/>Condie: "I've called for an immediate ceasefire, just because that puts us back in a position of being the world power of peace and leadership that everyone thought we were before Iraq."<BR/><BR/>Dubya: "Are you planning to ride in as the white knight to save all their souls? I think it might help us in the polls."<BR/><BR/>Condie: "Yes, Mr. President. But I've said we won't go to Lebanon, so we've clearly taken sides with the Israelis. Then, at the last minute, I'll show up in Beirut to appear as a peacemaker, then I'll go to Israel and get the bloodshed stopped.<BR/><BR/>"It will appear we're mediating the dispute and bringing it to an end instead of talking out of both sides of our mouths."<BR/><BR/>Dubya: "And this will take peoples' minds off of Iraq and Afghanistan and how many of our soldiers are dying there?"<BR/><BR/>Condie: "Yes, Mr. President. Now let's set up a photo opp with that Saudi king...I leave in the morning. This will be CNN's "developing story" all day long, we couldn't ask for better exposure."<BR/><BR/>Dubya: "Condie, you're cool. Now, where is Rumsfeld? I know our people have wanted to hide him but get him in here. I think he needs to go on a long vacation. We don't want him talking about Iraq or anything else for that matter."WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1153775928534993542006-07-24T16:18:00.000-05:002006-07-24T16:18:00.000-05:00Ah yes, but didn't I hear she went to Lebanaon fir...Ah yes, but didn't I hear she went to Lebanaon first? I could be wrong, but I thought I caught a snippet of that news this morning as I rushed about getting ready to leave the house.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28180198.post-1153720427061976822006-07-24T00:53:00.000-05:002006-07-24T00:53:00.000-05:00**prince who makes billions of dollars per year fo...**prince who makes billions of dollars per year for doing absofuckinglutely nothing<BR/><BR/>ROFL! Thats so true. What do they do to be so rich? bloody irritating!<BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.com